a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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