i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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