your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
