i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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