She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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