I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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