so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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