Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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