I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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