i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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