I could have mohawked her pubes.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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