Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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