Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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