All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
