I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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