So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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