i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
