Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Randomize