She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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