Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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