hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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