I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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