Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
this is an emotional support booty call
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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