So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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