check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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