ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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