it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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