She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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