Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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