no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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