More tranny stories later!
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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