I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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