i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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