Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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