Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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