I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
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