If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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