i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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