how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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