and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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