all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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