Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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