sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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