yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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