it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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