Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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