When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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