love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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