Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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