Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
People in love make me want to vomit
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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