who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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