No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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