You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
My bed smells like the plague
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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