i don't plan on having that self control this summer
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
