Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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